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Oil Change $27.00
Coffee $ 1.00
Total $28.00
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Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of
oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree; write a check
for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer; write a check for $20.00;
drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kids' pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; splash hot oil on you in
process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms.
Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil
filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil
everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in
trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
18) Sunday: Skip church because, "I gotta finish the oil change."
Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in
back yard instead of taking it back to Pep Boys to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during Step 18.
20) Beer? No. Drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11 to buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter, making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to
gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from Step 11.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard,
along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily
dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids' sandbox to cleverly cover oily
patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain
plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw
kitty litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car, getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with
oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to Step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling
trophy.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop
blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during Steps 23-43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife; make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $ 50.00
DUI 2,500.00
Impound fee 75.00
Bail 1,500.00
Beer 40.00
Total $4,165.00
But you know the job was done right!!
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Automotive Repair and service in Portland Oregon, European Import foreign and Domestic 6014 NE 112th Ave Portland OR 97220 eaautorepair@yahoo.com http://www.mustangmogul.com we except major credit card and pay pal
Automotive Repair and service in Portland Oregon, European Import foreign and Domestic 6014 NE 112th Ave Portland OR 97220 eaautorepair@yahoo.com http://www.mustangmogul.com we except major credit card and pay pal
come to E&A Auto
Oil Change $27.00
Coffee $ 1.00
Total $28.00
******************************************************
Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of
oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree; write a check
for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer; write a check for $20.00;
drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kids' pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; splash hot oil on you in
process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms.
Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil
filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil
everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in
trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
18) Sunday: Skip church because, "I gotta finish the oil change."
Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in
back yard instead of taking it back to Pep Boys to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during Step 18.
20) Beer? No. Drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11 to buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter, making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to
gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from Step 11.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard,
along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily
dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids' sandbox to cleverly cover oily
patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain
plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw
kitty litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car, getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with
oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to Step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling
trophy.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop
blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during Steps 23-43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife; make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $ 50.00
DUI 2,500.00
Impound fee 75.00
Bail 1,500.00
Beer 40.00
Total $4,165.00
But you know the job was done right!!
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auto and trucks, Subaru, Honda, Acura, Nissan infiniti, Toyota, BMW, Mercedes- Benz,
Porsche and Audi And Volkswagen, All import cars and trucks, import European and
domestic, from oil change cooling and engine and transmission repair, instructions, E&A
Auto Repair is the best automotive, senior discount.